Contact Point Game
Do you prance around the feild like a scared woodland creature or do you go out there and wack a few people??? Too often a bunch of nonguard losers think that they are important enough to get in OUR WAY! To hell with drill this is about pride people! The next time a tenor steps into your path you WACK him! Give him a peice of your flag! If a trumpet is on your set mark then bowl him % He should already know that you being a visual element are more important than his pretending to play and taking up space. And, if you're performing in a show and a judge dares to get too close when you are obviously about to jazz run towards him you make sure to show him how grateful you are with a toss in their direction. Now you can even keep score with this handy point guide for guardie contact!
POINT SYSTEM
Other Guard Members= 0 pts
(dont take out fellow members you twit!)
Flute = 10
(you cant hear em anyways!)
Clarinet = 10
(this should be an easy target)
Saxophone = 15
(they think they're so cool)
Trumpet = 20
(need I explain why to hit these?)
Trombone = 25
(those slide thingies are always getting in the way!)
Baritone = 35
(wouldnt be fair to hit everyone else and not them)
Sousaphone = 50
(if they can move with that thing by now they deserve it)
Drumline = 55
(any chance to injure drummers should be exploited!!!)
Drum Major = 65
(go ahead and climb up on the podium, you can say you got lost)
Band Director = 75
(nice one....)
Guard Instructor = 100
(Take that miss 500 dropspins a day!)
Feild Judge = 1000
(it's your fault I messed up! add 5 points to the guard score to compensate!)
Happy Hunting!
Taken from: http://www.silkonline.org/contact.html 
